[Worship] Omazing Grace

Words fail me

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I actually found the lyrics so you can sing along:

O-maaaa-zing Graaaa, How sweee da sound
Hnnuuuaaa yuuunnuuu yuiike meeeeeee
Aaauuu-iiiing graaauuuu yuuooo naaaay, yuuoooaar
O-thaaaa yeuuuuiiiii niiii eeeeee

HT: What a Weenie!

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[Blasphemy] Blasphemically Challenged

I’ve been meaning to blog about this one for a while since it appeared on BoingBoing

“It’s simple. You record a short message damning yourself to Hell, you upload it to YouTube, and then the Rational Response Squad will send you a free The God Who Wasn’t There DVD. It’s that easy…

You may damn yourself to Hell however you would like, but somewhere in your video you must say this phrase: “I deny the Holy Spirit.”

Why? Because, according to Mark 3:29 in the Holy Bible, “Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” Jesus will forgive you for just about anything, but he won’t forgive you for denying the existence of the Holy Spirit. Ever. This is a one-way road you’re taking here.” – The Blasphemy Challenge

It’s a shame to have to ruin all their hard work by interceding:

“Father forgive them; they don’t know what they are doing.” – Luke 23:34

I’m not really going to delve much into this topic, suffice to say that I am almost certain that only believers can blaspheme the Holy Spirit, since it is a matter of the heart and not of words or deeds:

“Then Peter said, ‘Ananias, why have you let Satan fill your heart? You lied to the Holy Spirit, and you kept some of the money for yourself. The property was yours to sell or not sell, as you wished. And after selling it, the money was also yours to give away. How could you do a thing like this? You weren’t lying to us but to God!

As soon as Ananias heard these words, he fell to the floor and died. Everyone who heard about it was terrified.” – Acts 5:3-5

“Judas, the one who betrayed him, realized that Jesus was doomed. Overcome with remorse, he gave back the thirty silver coins to the high priests, saying, “I’ve sinned. I’ve betrayed an innocent man.”

They said, “What do we care? That’s your problem!”

Judas threw the silver coins into the Temple and left. Then he went out and hung himself.” – Matthew 27:3-5

But I think this video posted on the counter-site, Challenge Blasphemy explains it better than I ever could in a hilarious and brilliant way. There is a hint of ‘Andy Kaufman’ comic genius in passtheaura. Look out for the salt-shaker*, points for guessing as to what this subtle Easter egg is alluding to.

*If you’re really struggling, go to the direct YouTube posting and read the comments.

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[Misunderestimation] Mission Accomplished?

Source: Tell us the MISSION
Referral: Osterley Times

[Global Alarming] The Dangers of Global Cooling

Burning Our Money has sourced a graph showing the near parallel affect of sunspots on global warmth (or coolness depending on which decade or century you were born in).

Here’s an interesting video:

How long before the Global Warming headlines are replaced by Global Cooling headlines?

[Fun] The Evolution of Dance

How many of these do you recognise? How many have you attempted at a disco or nightclub? How many times did you think when you were dancing that ‘you rocked!’?

Referral: Media Ninjas

[Interesting] Mary Poppins: Redux

Scary Mary. Makes you see it in a whole different light.

via Gas House Mouse

But if that’s too much for you, check out the latest family movie: Shining.

[Gay Dog] Legosexuality

When Dodger was younger he used to date my leg. My leg broke it off because it was afraid of commitment, and wasn’t ready to become a humping post.

Here is a video of Dodger getting a backrub from my leg. Dodger was never sure if he was straight or gay, but I think from this video we can all agree, Dodger is a legosexual.

Tags: Dark Side of the Light Christian Satire Gay Animals Gay Legosexual Dodger Dog

[Pharisees] Kill Them All In The Name of Allah

OK that’s not quite what he said, but it’s close enough…

Tags: Dark Side of the Light Christian Satire Jerry Falwell Religious Extremists Kill The Infidels Christian God Allah Jesus Lord

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[Asinine] A Suggestion for the Venue of the next UN Summit

Editors Note: The original video got lost in blog transfer!

Finally there is hope world leaders will be able to find some common ground. This video is all that is needed for world peace.

Tags: Dark Side of the Light Christian Satire UN Summit United Nations Male Restroom Etiquette World Peace World Leaders

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