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[Bisexuality] Bigamy With A Twist

Posted by Lex Fear on April 3, 2007

From BBC News:
Lesbian on ceremony bigamy charge

A woman has appeared in court accused of going through a civil partnership ceremony with her lesbian partner while still being married to a man.

Suzanne Mitchell, 29, of Wingfield Gardens, Shrewsbury, appeared before the town’s magistrates on Thursday.

The mother-of-three denied making a false statement to a registrar when she married Caroline Beddowes in a civil partnership ceremony last February.

The case was referred to the crown court and Mrs Mitchell was given bail.

I suspect I have lost all my readers but to anyone passing, thoughts?

Referral: The Magistrates Blog

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[Sheriff of Bloggingham] Blogwars

Posted by Lex Fear on March 21, 2007

Smitings being handed out left, right and center-right as Bystander the Magistrate rides into town during the high-noon hanging of the PC Dan Coffill Case.

Deputy Bystander stood and breathed deep. He had seen this kind of mob-justice before. But he had a job to do and he wasn’t going to be swayed by the baying crowd.

Deputy Bystander hollers “There’ll be no hangings today… not till the County Sheriffs been done wit’ it and it’s been judged guilty by the Courts

Inspector Gadget yells back “I AM the law Sheriff!”

Deputy Bystander then produces a warrant that states:
Sheriff Gadget is to be relieved of duties as he has become emotionally affected by the particulars of the case and has solicited the the help of the Copper Gang in bringing mob justice.
He then reads out the charges against the suspected justice miscarriage.

Sheriff Gadget concedes to the Deputy Bystanders argument but then yells “Let’s hang ‘im anyway”!

Well, not quite, but I had to build to a dramatic ending.

It’s been a day for smitings:

Tory Grassroots Declare War on Cameron referral: Tom Watson

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