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[Londonland] Police Pwn State, MAFIAA Pwn Police

Posted by Lex Fear on December 6, 2008

Having solved all crime in London, TorrentFreak reports that the Met are now going to go after people who make poor quality cammed movies to sell to people who are too stupid to realise that good quality movies are freely available online.

Perhaps the only consolation here is that politicians and Brazilian plumbers can now safely go about their day to day business whilst the pirates eat lawful lead.

One problem I can already foresee, what does a pirate look like, and how can one avoid being mistaken for a pirate? Is there anything we can do to aid Met police in order to avoid an embarrassing accident involving several bullets and an innocent civilian who looked nothing like a terrorist?

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2 Responses to “[Londonland] Police Pwn State, MAFIAA Pwn Police”

  1. Nice post. Thank you for the info. Keep it up.

  2. StefZ said

    “One problem I can already foresee, what does a pirate look like, and how can one avoid being mistaken for a pirate? Is there anything we can do to aid Met police in order to avoid an embarrassing accident involving several bullets and an innocent civilian who looked nothing like a terrorist?”

    Judging by the recent testimony given by the senior police officers responsible for ordering public executions, I believe current operating procedures are based on the time-tested ‘Kill them all. God will know his own’ test

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