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[Jokes] Love and Marriage

Posted by Lex Fear on March 31, 2007

My better half forwarded these to me this morning:

Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

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Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. –Scottish Proverb

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d
be married too.

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– Marriage is a three-ring circus:
–engagement ring
—wedding ring
—suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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One Response to “[Jokes] Love and Marriage”

  1. splendidmishap said

    those are so true…which makes them kind of sad as well

    http://splendidmishap.wordpress.com/

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