Abandon All Fear

What nobody else seems to be saying…

[Sheriff of Bloggingham] Blogwars

Posted by Lex Fear on March 21, 2007

Smitings being handed out left, right and center-right as Bystander the Magistrate rides into town during the high-noon hanging of the PC Dan Coffill Case.

Deputy Bystander stood and breathed deep. He had seen this kind of mob-justice before. But he had a job to do and he wasn’t going to be swayed by the baying crowd.

Deputy Bystander hollers “There’ll be no hangings today… not till the County Sheriffs been done wit’ it and it’s been judged guilty by the Courts

Inspector Gadget yells back “I AM the law Sheriff!”

Deputy Bystander then produces a warrant that states:
Sheriff Gadget is to be relieved of duties as he has become emotionally affected by the particulars of the case and has solicited the the help of the Copper Gang in bringing mob justice.
He then reads out the charges against the suspected justice miscarriage.

Sheriff Gadget concedes to the Deputy Bystanders argument but then yells “Let’s hang ‘im anyway”!

Well, not quite, but I had to build to a dramatic ending.

It’s been a day for smitings:

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